Are you telling STORIES??

(Prologue: We missed you Kathryn!!)

*Maria disappears, her car may have blown up, and we assume she’s dead. Oh, well, let’s keep driving.

*Damnit, Mares, GET THE HONEY DIJON CHIPS!!

*Coming Summer 2013 to Discover Channel: SEAWEED WRANGLERS-BIG SANDY EDITION. 

*While we’re on that subject, grindylows are NOT a joke.

*Maggie should never be allowed to go tubing. (Maria, is your face OK?)

*MB should never EVER and I mean EVER be allowed to drive the boat whilst someone is tubing.

*Gerard: “Be careful…the water is shallow and we’re in a drought.” Us: Yipee this swing is just like the movies!! *FACEPLANT*

*Bertie Botts was not lying…he does indeed have every flavor. #grass #butter #soap #vomit #earwax #ohmygoshbridgetteyouweren’tbeingdramatic

*Frodo and Sam are BOSSOM friends. (The O pronounced as in “floss”)

*LOTR…I don’t even know what to say. (Except for we know that any second Legolas is = going to come standing up and paddling on a surfboard. Most likely.)

*Holy shit…THE TURN OF DEATH.

*Elastic swimsuit bottoms are quite handy.

*Did I mention that Mares is a crazy MOFO boat driver?!

*”Sound carries over water.” “IS THAT MICHAEL HEIBEL?!?!”

*Really maggie? Couldn’t get ONE picture of me standing on the water? Talk about photographically challanged.

*Dennis may or may not know the room number of Mags and Bridge. We must employ alternate tactics to squeeze the truth out of Mares.

*Never leave a fellow wrangler behind.

OK. In conclusion, I love you guys, and I love this summer!!! :) Thank you for an INCREDIBLE WEEKEND!!

(If you read this whole thing, I’m impressed!)

-Kathleen